| Adam Carolla | Spanky Ham (voice) |
| Jess Harnell | Captain Hero (voice) |
| Abbey DiGregorio | Ling-Ling (voice) |
| Jack Plotnick | Xandir P. Whifflebottom (voice) |
| Tara Strong | Toot Braunstein / Princess Clara (voice) |
| Cree Summer | Foxxy Love (voice) |
| James Arnold Taylor | Wooldoor Sockbat / The Jew Producer (voice) |
| Victor Yerrid | Blind Boy (voice) |
| James Barkley | Bob the Cucumber (voice) |
| James Arnold Taylor | Larry the Tomato (voice) |
| Cree Summer | Ni-Pul (voice) |
| Abbey DiGregorio | Hoochie (voice) |
| Chris Edgerly | Old Man (voice) |
| Jess Harnell | Jun-Jee (voice) |